I apologize if my writings are bad. It's not that I'm not a good writer, it's just that it's awkward to read your own writings so once I'm done writing, I don't check for mistakes, make improvements, etc.

Whatever you read here, stays here alright?

Thanks for coming!

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Done.

I'll be exporting this blog to a new URL in a few days, so just follow this blog if you wanna know the new URL.

That's the only thing I can do.

Hoih.

I really, really, REALLY need to censor my blog from now on. I regret putting the link on facebook.

I've always been cool to stalkers as long as they don't do anything stupid with what I write even though I don't write much, but this is just too much. Far too much.

I've always imagined this place as a very private place and there are only 2 kinds of readers; silent readers who are not really close to me and are going to let everything they read her stays here, and really close friends whom I can trust with what I write here. But with your very existence, you've ruined this place. This little pleasure that I keep just in case.

Yeah, I can change my blog and stuff, but it would totally ruin the feel too. You checkmated me man, seriously. I don't fucking know what to do now. I can't write personal stuff but at the same time, I can't export this blog to a new URL. I'm blank.

Congratulations, you've succeeded in making me meet an actual dead end. I've done a good amount of stupid shit, but none made me feel as shitty as what you've done to me.

Fuck you.

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Diambil daripada tumblr

Health:
1. Drink plenty of water.
2. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar.
3. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants.
4. Live with the 3 E’s - Energy, Enthusiasm and Empathy
5. Play more games.
6. Read more books than you did in 2009.
7. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.
8. Sleep for 7 hours.
9. Take a 10-30 minutes walk daily. And while you walk, smile.

Personality:
10. Don’t compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
11. Don’t have negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.
12. Don’t over do. Keep your limits.
13. Don’t take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
14. Don’t waste your precious energy on gossip.
15. Dream more while you are awake.
16. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
17. Forget issues of the past. Don’t remind your partner with his/her mistakes of the past. That will ruin your present happiness.
18. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don’t hate others.
19. Make peace with your past so it won’t spoil the present.
20. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.
21. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.
22. Smile and laugh more.
23. You don’t have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.

Society:
24. Call your family often.
25. Each day give something good to others.
26. Forgive everyone for everything.
27. Spend time with people over the age of 70 & under the age of 6.
28. Try to make at least three people smile each day.
29. What other people think of you is none of your business.
30. Your job won’t take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.

Life:
31. Do the right thing!
32. Get rid of anything that isn’t useful, beautiful or joyful.
33. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
34. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
35. The best is yet to come.
36. Your Inner most is always happy. So, be happy.

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

To PLKN candidates.

Yang ni list barang yang korang patut bawak masa PLKN nanti.

  • Baju tido 2-3 pasang. S aku pakai baju yang sama 1 minggu straight sebab pakai masa tido je pun, korang takkan sempat nak tukar-tukar baju masa dekat sana nanti.
  • Pakaian dalam kalau boleh bekal untuk seminggu terus, preferably lebih. Masa awal tu mungin tak sangat, tapi nanti dah mula kawad dan aktiviti-aktiviti lain korang akan berpeluh macam empangan.
  • Pakaian yang kemas paling kurang satu pasang untuk majlis-majlis macam pertunjukan dan dinner. Korang akan ada banyak jugak la pertunjukan nanti. Untuk lelaki, kalau kat kem aku, jeans dilarang.
  • Baju tradisional sendiri. Oh ye, masa sembahyang Jumaat nanti, lelaki akan pakai pakaian kelas sebab kalau korang berpakaian kelas, korang akan dilindungi oleh insurans 100 000MYR kalau tak salah aku. Sah sehingga 48 jam selepas tamat latihan.
  • Kamera. Tapi pandai bawak pandai jaga la. 
  • iPod/mp3 player. Handphone akan dijaga oleh cikgu-cikgu tapi barang-barang elektronik lain boleh je bawak. Kalau aku tau awal-awal memang aku dah bawak laptop ah, serius.
  • Dan barang-barang keperluan lain macam berus gigi, ubat gigi, sabun basuh baju, ...

Barang-barangdan servis yang disediakan oleh pihak PLKN:
  • Dua set baju celoreng aka baju kawad (juga dikategorikan sebagai sweater sebab kalau korang pakai, korang akan rasa macam ada dalam sauna yang tengah terbakar.)
  • Dua set baju kelas.
  • Dua set baju PT untuk physical training yang sebenarnya bermaksud korang akan kena berkumpul pukul 6.30 pagi, kena rush sembahyang subuh dan tak makan apa-apa hanya untuk buat aerobik -.-
  • Dua helai baju inner celoreng, baju dalam untuk dipakai masa kawad sebenarnya tapi nanti diorang bagi korang pakai macam baju PT jugak sebab baju PT hodoh sangat.
  • Pakaian PLKN boleh dihantar ke dobi PLKN tapi pakaian sendiri sila basuh sendiri ye, dobi itu bukan dobi ibu anda.

Mungkin sekarang korang rasa macam tak bes je nak pergi, tapi bila dah pergi memang bes gile la. Lagipun masa farewell dinner, makin gangster mamat tu makin teruk la dia menangis. Sumpah tak tipu.

Dan kalau ada lelaki yang mengada-ngada nak bawak wax rambut, sila sekeh diri sendiri bertubi-tubi. Kau botak nak wax apa lagi, bulu ketiak?

Sunday, December 19, 2010

Ini Arief Noor.



Pagi ini saya ingin bercakap pasal kawan saya, Arief Noor. Saya kenal dia sejak tingkatan 3 lagi tapi masa tu saya tak rapat sangat dengan dia. Kami mula nak rapat semasa tingkatan 5, ketika itu kami akan selalu <s>pergi merayau-rayau</s> melepak bersama selepas sekolah. Tetapi perkara yang betul-betul mula merapatkan kami ialah apabila kami tahu yang kami sama-sama kerja dekat Midvalley dan The Gardens. Selepas itu, kami mula lepak bersama-sama siap keluar malam sama-sama lagi.

Malam tadi, saya membawa kereta ibu saya ke rumah beliau. Tiba-tiba, kereta saya terbuka alarm tanpa sebab. Kami pun terus menanggalkan wayar daripada bateri kereta untuk menghentikan alarm itu. Selepas dah habis freak out, dialah yang menghantar saya pulang ke rumah untuk mencari remote kereta kerana ibu saya tak sangkut benda tu dekat kunci, dah habis bateri kot. Arief ini sanggup menunggu sejam setengah untuk saya mencari kunci tersebut tapi tak jumpa tapi dia tetap tak marah. Selepas itu, kami ke rumahnya semula dan tengok-tengok dah boleh buka enjin saya kembali. Saya pun kembali ke rumah untuk menghantar kereta dan selepas itu dia sanggup ke rumah saya untuk mengambil saya lepak dan menghantar saya kembali.

Yang saya paling tak sangka ialah ajaran dia. Arief ini suka mencipta ajaran-ajaran yang pelik tapi akhirnya boleh juga nampak kebenarannya. Misalnya, dia menyedarkan saya yang pada usia remaja inilah masa untuk menikmati hidup kerana selepas ini saya harus fokus keatas pekerjaan saya. Selepas penat berfikir, saya bersetuju dengan pandangan dia. Selain itu, dia juga mengajar saya prinsip DDC, iaitu Don't Date Classmates. Saya agak bersetuju dengannya.

Yang penting sekali, dialah orang yang saya boleh harapkan dalam hampir semua perkara. Walaupun saya bukan dalam klik 'siblings' dia, bagi saya, dialah bro saya.

Friday, December 17, 2010

Chicks and stuff.



Click the picture first or you won't understand this post.

This post is dedicated to answer questions from Teya, Ayep and my older sister.

Yes, that's only the first half of the picture. The other half is the actual guide on how to get bitches. The reason why I chose the word bitches is because this picture teaches you how to treat your girl like sh*t and still have her following your every word.

A friend of mine said that he doesn't understand why G, Q and I want to find a wife, not girlfriends. The reason is that for me, I'm kinda sick of that kind of life. You waste money, have fun, and then you worry about karma. Especially if you come from a religious background, which will make you feel guilty as hell and the combination of all these will eventually make you regret your a-tad-bit-too-carefree life.

To add salt to the wound (betul tak?), once you get used to that life, it's hard to go back to your naive life. It's hard to treat your girlfriend like a normal person would. It's hard to get into a normal relationship. It's hard to love.

I learnt through experience to not treat girls nicely because it bores the hell out of them. You can ask Z or F, they were the 2 people I hoped can help me get back on track but they shat my hopes and put it on fire.

Hopefully, this one is not another mistake. Or else, it'll probably take more than a bitch to splash cold water to my face.

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Untungla muka macam lampu jalan awek bakal stewardess.

Sunday, December 12, 2010

#40


Dear (future) love,

If I don't turn out to be who I wanted to be, would you accept me for who I am?
If I turn out to be a huge asshole, would you try to change me?
If I got into a horrible and my face and whole body got scarred and ugly, would you still love me?
If everyone turns away from me, would you do the same?
If I give up on myself, would you do the same?

Now ask yourself there questions and tell me, do you think what you feel is really love?

I'd still love my parents even if I live under a tree and eat only once a day.
I'd still love my father even if he suddenly turns alcoholic.
I'd still love my parents even if they're blind, disfigured and can't even understand what I say.
I'd still love my parents even if the whole world wants to kill them.
I'd still love my parents even if they give up on life.

But I don't think I can do the same to my girlfriend. Not yet.

Hee

I've made up my mind. I'm gonna take up psychology and become a counselor or something. Sure, I'm pretty good at political science (among the top students in my 47+ students class), but I don't want to do something I'm not passionate about. I like observing and analyzing human behaviors, I like how everyone is different but somehow the difference is what makes them beautiful. And according to my friends, I'm good at it.

But this skill comes with a few drawbacks. As an example, no matter how beautiful a girl is, I won't be attracted to her unless she's got a good personality. And you don't have any idea how ugly most hot chicks' personality can be. More often than not, I end up hating instead.

Unless of course, her boobs are 23C and above.



pardon the boob joke, i don't know how to fit in penis jokes in this post.

I'm buying this

I wanna buy this shirt:

Mulut sangap.
RM39 je kan? Tak macam murah pulak kan?

Hello!

I'm back from Latihan Intensif Brass Band UiTM Dungun!

I'm tired as hell, but the show was a blast. The outcome was very unexpected as our rehearsal sucked kinda hard. The full band played Hamidah (ade kot), When The Saint, Lenggang Kangkung,) Puspa and Nobody by Wondergirls (yeah, we found the orchestra notes for that. Woohoo!) and for the Drum Battle solo, they played Latin Lover, Lenggang Kangkung (drum version. funkier!) and Salam Terakhir.


Search for Red Phantom Corps for the vid, or click this.

The schedule was pretty ____ tight. We woke up at 6 something, had our fall in at 7.30 a.m., and finished at around 12.30a.m. if we're lucky. Us drum battle guys had to train under the sun till dawn whilst the blowers were allowed to practice in class under air conditioner throughout the programme. So now I'm as dark as chocolate.

It was a-ok, very tiring and stuff, but I learnt new things not only about brass band but also about life.

And my English is starting to menjadi semakin teruk (see, I can't even write that in english) so from now on, I'm gonna write in mostly English.

Sunday, November 28, 2010

#35

I want to be heartless and apathetic. Feelings create desire. Desire creates need. Need creates weakness.

I aim to be perfect.

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Serious thing.

I have a comment on the description of 'rape'.

One of the stranger claims made in recent days is that "rape is not about sex."

Over and over it has been said that rape is not about sex, it is about power and control. "Rape is best characterized as torture that uses sex as a weapon. Like a torturer, the rapist uses sexual acts to dominate, humiliate, and terrorize the victim". Perhaps one might understand that that is the victim's interpretation, but we are told that "Rape is not about sex to the rapist; it has to do with control and power."

Not just sometimes, but every time.

Hogwash. Utter hogwash. Despite my problems with Alas, a Blog, on this particular point which Ampersand is correct:

Men who rape women don't do it because they hate women, but because they don't give a **** about women (at least, not the women they rape). They want something, they take it, and they're by-and-large indifferent to how the person they "take" it from feels.

This is why the "rape isn't about sex, rape is about violence" analysis falls short. It's not true - not from the point of view of many rapists - and it denies the true horror of the situation. Many rapists don't rape because they hate and want to hurt women; it's not that personal. Rapists rape because they want sex; they don't consider the woman's feelings at all...

Wanitaku

Call me retrosexual, but I still prefer the old days.

50 tahun lepas, syarat paling bawah untuk perempuan dipandang oleh lelaki ialah tak merokok, tak keluar rumah balik awal pagi, tak cakap kuat-kuat, boleh memasak, menjaga pertuturan dan pandai menjaga hati orang. Tu baru pandang, belum nak buat calon insteri lagi.

Aku nak perempuan aku pandai jaga diri. Aku nak perempuan aku reti jaga pergaulan. Aku nak perempuan aku yakin dengan diri sendiri. Reti jaga sahsiah diri, cara berpakaian. Sopan santun. Lembut bila bercakap.

Aku nak perempuan aku itu perempuan.

Saya miskin...

Itu hari kawan aku blog pasal bapak dia bagi smartphone sebab tak tahan dengar dia potpetmauhenfonbaru. Tengok gambar, agak cantik la jugak henfon dia. Cukup cantik untuk buat aku jeles. Jeles sebab aku tak mampu beli henfon mahal-mahal. Henfon yang aku mampu lebih kurang macam ni je.

   
Sorry malas nak rotate.

Haih bila la nak cukup duit beli henfon mahal-mahal. Tak aci la kalau mintak duit mak bapak en. Haih /tiup angin

Untitled. Yet.

If only you can perceive people as I do, you will understand why I appear bitter.
If only you can see what I see, you will see the dirty scums invisible to others.
If only you can think like I think, there is nothing that matters.

If you can see through my eyes, hear through my ears and walk in my shoes, you will realize.

That we are disgusting.

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Following followers?

I'm not gonna entertain any invitation to follow anyone.

Bukannya aku sombong, tapi aku bukannnya ambik kesah pasal news feed pun jadi takde makna la aku nak follow korang. Lagipun kebanyakan daripada korang nak tambah follower cuma untuk naikkan self-esteem korang, nak buktikan ada orang yang baca blog korang. Yang tu agak tidak appropriate la bagi aku.

Sori kalau korang terasa dengan post ni. Takde niat or anything.

Friday, November 19, 2010

Lelaki Teratas

I went to Topman just now.

Sekarang Topman tengah ada clearance sale. Seluar diorang dalam 99MYR je, dah la memang jenis yang aku tengah carik jadi memang aku tergoda ah kan. Lepas tu aku pun pegi kat ATM nak withdraw duit. Tiba-tiba keluar mesej

"Baki anda RM67.49 sahaja."

Tau la aku pokai, ATM pun pakai "sahaja" untuk describe duit aku. Terasa doh.

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Baca Hati

Sometimes I'm jealous of my friends who have an amazing amount of really close friends.

Bila tengok dak-dak ni ade siblings, aku teringin gak nak ada klik aku sendiri.

Siapa nak jadi kawan baik saya? Saya tak makan orang, gigit-gigit siket ade la kalau lapar sangat.;)

Hai Malaysia.

Seriously guys, what the f-?

Sekarang ni artis-artis perempuan baru yang banyak buat lagu bes. Macam band-band laki takde usaha sangat. Dan kebanyakan lagu yang actually bes pulak tak ramai yang suka (read:indie/underground).

Playlist aku sekarang ialah:

Ben's Bitches - Awek Lu Fit
Fynn Jamal - Biar Jiwa
Grey Sky Morning - Cinta Gila
Fynn Jamal - Cinta Hantu
Yuna - Cinta Sempurna
Ana Raffali - Hujan Bunga Di Kuala Lumpur
P. Ramlee, Sudin, Ajis - Maafkan Kami
Yuna - Super Something

Siapa kata aku tak dengar lagu melayu?

Friday, November 12, 2010

Alamak

Eh Yuna hot gile dohh.



Eh tengok lawa tak lawa ah. Okay aku akan dapatkan nombor phone die sebelum 1.1.11. This mission starts now. *click*

Friday, November 5, 2010

Hey you,

I'm sinking deeper. It's my fault, it's my fault. Shouldn't have taken the blue pill. Yes, life is awesome now. Too awesome actually. Too awesome that I'm slowly addicted to it. Slowly getting better at it, being too good that I can cause some serious personal problems to people around me.

Can anyone come and pull me out of this shit. Please?

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Haih.

I really need to stop smoking. Loss of bodyweight, decrease in stamina, all have been because of my smoking habit.

The best way to stop smoking is by taking up drugs. That way I can take my mind off smoking.

Just sayin'.

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Hahahihihuhu.

The Government decided to raise the gas price again. But 5 cents only?! That's an insult! There's a reason why I drive Hummer to class, and that's because I'm rich as hell. I'm literally swimming in my own money right now. When I roll my cigar, instead of the usual cigar paper, I use RM50 notes instead. And imagine how shocked I was when I discovered that RM1 comes in notes. I thought it comes in coins since, you know, the value is merely above nothing.

What I'm trying to say is, if you wanna do something, don't do it half-assed. 5 cents? I haven't seen money that valueless since 1995. At that time, I had some 50 cents with me. By some, I mean when I tossed them into the drain, the drain was blocked and my house stunk for a week. What I'm trying to say is, raise it by RM5 please. I have so much money I don't effing know how to use it. I literally wipe my butt with RM50 notes just because toilet paper looks too cheap for me.

Please don't insult me with the +5 cents bullshit.

Saturday, October 30, 2010

THIS.

The best way to a woman's heart is by telling her that she's just another number.

Thursday, October 28, 2010

The Most Aswesome Song Ever.



Yang tak tahan bila perempuan tu nyanyi sekali.

Monday, October 25, 2010

Reminder to self

Buy Yuna's album.

She's the only Malaysian singer that I like.

A myth that I stumbled upon.

When humans were created, they had 4 arms and 4 legs. But Zeus were scared of their power, so he split them them to two. So now, humans spend their whole life to find their other half.

I'm not a good writer, but I think this is how it goes.

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Know why I'm so carefree?

I have a small secret.

I want to keep my hair long...



...supaya aku boleh gulung rambut aku dengan jari bila aku bosan.

Malaysian government.

Personally, I think the reason why the government wants to spend 5 billion ringgit to build a 100-storey Mega Tower is to compensate for their short penis.

Just sayin'. I'd totally do that too. If my penis is only 7 inch, I'd totally build an elevator that goes straight to the moon. Luckily my penis is extremely long. *wink*

Sedih do!

I used the wrong strategy and now I'm waist-deep in shit.

Mungkin kita boleh berubah jadi orang yang lebih baik, tapi kita kena ingat yang benda yang kita dah buat tak boleh diubah. Dan bila akibat perbuatan kita mula menunjukkan diri baru kita menyesal sebab buat benda tu.

Morel of de stori: jangan buat jahat do.

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Finals.

I wasn't made for studying. I might be able to understand things faster than others, but when it comes to studying, I'm left behind like a Kancil racing with a Bugatti Veyron. That's because I'm a slow reader and to make matters worse, I have ADD.

Tak bes langsung kalau baru baca buku 5 minit dah hilang fokus. Sumpah tak tipu. Benda ni teruk sangat sampai aku takbleh stadi langsung sekarang ni.

Ya Allah, tolong la aku stadi untuk finals. Amin.

Monday, October 18, 2010

The Green Mile

I've just finished reading and watching The Green Mile. It's a great movie, a very, very beautiful movie indeed. But don't just watch it, read it. The book contains a lot more beautiful content than the movie, as you should know about adaptations. It's impossible to cramp a book into a few hours of movie.

If you like, I'd also recommend
  • City Of Angels
  • Meet Joe Black
  • A Beautiful Mind

True story.

Masa cuti raya haritu, aku ada beli 2 seluar jeans baru. Seluar aku yang lama dah longgar gile sampai asal jalan sikit je terlondeh. Lagipun dah lama sangat aku tak beli seluar baru (camo pants aku hancur masa hantar untuk kecikkan).

Aku beli TK satu,, NiC satu. Dua-dua saiz 32. Masa beli tu punye la ketat sampai asal nak pakai je aku kena tahan nafas gile-gile. Tapi at least cantik la kan?

Tak sampai seminggu aku datang sini, dua-dua seluar tu dah longgar. Cepat gila aku kurus balik...

Saturday, October 16, 2010

cheyyy

I might seems like I'm rushing into things, but that's because I've forgotten how a normal relationship goes. And it seems like things are still going south.

Monday, October 11, 2010

Snaaaaaaaaaaare!

I have a friend who is constantly trying to 1up me.

Macam kalau aku cakap pasal aku main snare, die mesti cakap pasal betapa hebatnya die ketuk benda tu. Dah buat research kat youtube la, pernah main 3 set drum la apa bagai, padahal tengok takde pun hebat die. Tak pernah pun tengok die sentuh snare, drum biasa pun tak pernah. Tapi kalau bab cakap besar, die la nombor satu.

Kalau aku cakap satu ayat pun pasal aku single by choice, die mesti nak bagi ceramah panjang lebar pasal betapa ramainya awek UiTM ni yang usha die. Yang awek die kat Sepang tu tergila-gila kat die sampai tengok laki lain pun tak pernah.

Kalau fikir balik, rasanya kau sebenarnya nak mintak approval orang tentang nilai diri kau. Macam orang patut tau yang kau hebat, hensem, kacak, pandai. Tapi tu la yang membuatkan orang tau yang kau takde ciri-ciri tersebut. Sebab kau perlukan approval orang lain.

Sama macam ketua kompeni aku dekat PLKN. Dekat PLKN dulu orang panggil aku ustaz sebab aku selalu uruskan hal-hal surau, jadi dari satu segi aku dikira sebagai orang yang dipandang tinggi jugak la. (sidenote: aku tak suka pun gelaran tu sebenarnya. semua orang letak harapan tinggi gile kat aju jadi kalau aku buat silap sikit mesti kena tegur gile-gile) Kita namakan ketua kompeni aku M, si M ni selalu nak potong aku kalau orang tanya pasal agama dengan aku. Macam ade sekali tu aku kata yang lelaki bertindik tak layak jadi wali, die terus potong cakap aku pastu cakap yang kalau orang tu tak berniat takpe. Cuba fikir balik, dalam Islam salah ke kalau kita buat sesuatu tu tanpa niat? You were just stating the obvious.

Kadang-kadang bila terjumpa orang macam ni, aku rasa annoyed dan kelakar. Sebab diorang mengingatkan aku pasal diri aku sendiri. Masa aku 15 tahun.

Perngai diorang masa 18 tahun tapi tahap kematangan macam budak 15 tahun. Kelakar kan?

Monday, October 4, 2010

Heh.

"Saya nak awak jadi kelakar, bukan diam macam sekarang."

Hahahahaha FAT CHANCE.

Thursday, September 30, 2010

Malique - Senyum feat. Najwa

ay, cantik luar cantik dalam cantik dengar sini
kalau cantik senyum, cantik mesti cantik lagi
senyum sikit nak tengok ada tak lesung pipit
kalau tak ada pun aku masih mahu cubit

senyum doh.

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Shiiiit

I cuba untuk buat u tak risau tapi lain pulak jadi. I meant that don't worry, I'm fine. Takpayah risau about me getting hurt ke hape. Alamak.

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

I'm awesome.

I instantly and permanently hate making speeches on 1Malaysia. "its th boringest topic dude" "its like watching wet paint dry"

I don't even like 1Malaysia. I was raised in a multicultural environment and I get along with other races just fine. Hell, my best friend at SABS was Indian and the guys that I hung out with in PLKN were Chinese. I don't need an old faggot that drinks sake despite being a Muslim to tell me what to do.

Friday, September 24, 2010

Call me Arif the Slaughterer.

Scary right? Well except that I only slaughtered small birds for my college's open house.

Lebih kurang 20 ekor burung puyuh gak la aku sembelih untuk rumah terbuka tu. Burung pertama yang aku sembelih dah mati sebelum kitorang letak dekat lantai.

But the next bird I slaughtered managed to hang out, walk around and even flirted with other chicks who probably thought he was a cock. Seems like my awesomeness is highly contagious.

Thursday, September 23, 2010

asdv

Next time you say you're going to commit yourself to something, mean it.

Tak kesah ah pasal apa, tapi kalau kau masa mula-mula kau cakap meletup nak mampus tapi bila dah sampai masa kau tak buat, baik takyah.

I'm telling you, I'm tired of your shit. I've been rejecting opportunities just because you said you're gonna do it, but looking at what you're actually doing, I dunno. Looks like it's not gonna get done.

Oh ye, aku baru bukak myspace. kantoi kau buat onar tapi tak buat apa yang kau patut buat haha. ye aku tengah gelak. aku dah tak kesah. bagi aku, aku lagi rela kena tengking daripada di-tak pedulikan.

Make up your fucking mind.

Friday, September 17, 2010

Hey.

Stop messing around with somebody else's girl or not stop messing around with somebody else's girl?

Orang yang ngam ngan aku semuanya pelik-pelik doh. Tapi semuanya dah ada boipreng.

Cilaka.

Hypothetical question.

If a girl doesn't like her boyfriend anymore, is it still considered bad to flirt with her?

Kalau camtu mati aku do.

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

#1

Hey, a fresh start out of freaking nowhere!