The Government decided to raise the gas price again. But 5 cents only?! That's an insult! There's a reason why I drive Hummer to class, and that's because I'm rich as hell. I'm literally swimming in my own money right now. When I roll my cigar, instead of the usual cigar paper, I use RM50 notes instead. And imagine how shocked I was when I discovered that RM1 comes in notes. I thought it comes in coins since, you know, the value is merely above nothing.
What I'm trying to say is, if you wanna do something, don't do it half-assed. 5 cents? I haven't seen money that valueless since 1995. At that time, I had some 50 cents with me. By some, I mean when I tossed them into the drain, the drain was blocked and my house stunk for a week. What I'm trying to say is, raise it by RM5 please. I have so much money I don't effing know how to use it. I literally wipe my butt with RM50 notes just because toilet paper looks too cheap for me.
Please don't insult me with the +5 cents bullshit.
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