THIS.

The best way to a woman's heart is by telling her that she's just another number.

The Most Aswesome Song Ever.

Yang tak tahan bila perempuan tu nyanyi sekali.

Reminder to self

Buy Yuna's album.

She's the only Malaysian singer that I like.

A myth that I stumbled upon.

When humans were created, they had 4 arms and 4 legs. But Zeus were scared of their power, so he split them them to two. So now, humans spend their whole life to find their other half.

I'm not a good writer, but I think this is how it goes.

Know why I'm so carefree?

I have a small secret.

I want to keep my hair long...



...supaya aku boleh gulung rambut aku dengan jari bila aku bosan.

Malaysian government.

Personally, I think the reason why the government wants to spend 5 billion ringgit to build a 100-storey Mega Tower is to compensate for their short penis.

Just sayin'. I'd totally do that too. If my penis is only 7 inch, I'd totally build an elevator that goes straight to the moon. Luckily my penis is extremely long. *wink*

Sedih do!

I used the wrong strategy and now I'm waist-deep in shit.

Mungkin kita boleh berubah jadi orang yang lebih baik, tapi kita kena ingat yang benda yang kita dah buat tak boleh diubah. Dan bila akibat perbuatan kita mula menunjukkan diri baru kita menyesal sebab buat benda tu.

Morel of de stori: jangan buat jahat do.

Finals.

I wasn't made for studying. I might be able to understand things faster than others, but when it comes to studying, I'm left behind like a Kancil racing with a Bugatti Veyron. That's because I'm a slow reader and to make matters worse, I have ADD.

Tak bes langsung kalau baru baca buku 5 minit dah hilang fokus. Sumpah tak tipu. Benda ni teruk sangat sampai aku takbleh stadi langsung sekarang ni.

Ya Allah, tolong la aku stadi untuk finals. Amin.

The Green Mile

I've just finished reading and watching The Green Mile. It's a great movie, a very, very beautiful movie indeed. But don't just watch it, read it. The book contains a lot more beautiful content than the movie, as you should know about adaptations. It's impossible to cramp a book into a few hours of movie.

If you like, I'd also recommend

• City Of Angels
• Meet Joe Black
• A Beautiful Mind

True story.

Masa cuti raya haritu, aku ada beli 2 seluar jeans baru. Seluar aku yang lama dah longgar gile sampai asal jalan sikit je terlondeh. Lagipun dah lama sangat aku tak beli seluar baru (camo pants aku hancur masa hantar untuk kecikkan).

Aku beli TK satu,, NiC satu. Dua-dua saiz 32. Masa beli tu punye la ketat sampai asal nak pakai je aku kena tahan nafas gile-gile. Tapi at least cantik la kan?

Tak sampai seminggu aku datang sini, dua-dua seluar tu dah longgar. Cepat gila aku kurus balik...

cheyyy

I might seems like I'm rushing into things, but that's because I've forgotten how a normal relationship goes. And it seems like things are still going south.

Snaaaaaaaaaaare!

I have a friend who is constantly trying to 1up me.

Macam kalau aku cakap pasal aku main snare, die mesti cakap pasal betapa hebatnya die ketuk benda tu. Dah buat research kat youtube la, pernah main 3 set drum la apa bagai, padahal tengok takde pun hebat die. Tak pernah pun tengok die sentuh snare, drum biasa pun tak pernah. Tapi kalau bab cakap besar, die la nombor satu.

Kalau aku cakap satu ayat pun pasal aku single by choice, die mesti nak bagi ceramah panjang lebar pasal betapa ramainya awek UiTM ni yang usha die. Yang awek die kat Sepang tu tergila-gila kat die sampai tengok laki lain pun tak pernah.

Kalau fikir balik, rasanya kau sebenarnya nak mintak approval orang tentang nilai diri kau. Macam orang patut tau yang kau hebat, hensem, kacak, pandai. Tapi tu la yang membuatkan orang tau yang kau takde ciri-ciri tersebut. Sebab kau perlukan approval orang lain.

Sama macam ketua kompeni aku dekat PLKN. Dekat PLKN dulu orang panggil aku ustaz sebab aku selalu uruskan hal-hal surau, jadi dari satu segi aku dikira sebagai orang yang dipandang tinggi jugak la. (sidenote: aku tak suka pun gelaran tu sebenarnya. semua orang letak harapan tinggi gile kat aju jadi kalau aku buat silap sikit mesti kena tegur gile-gile) Kita namakan ketua kompeni aku M, si M ni selalu nak potong aku kalau orang tanya pasal agama dengan aku. Macam ade sekali tu aku kata yang lelaki bertindik tak layak jadi wali, die terus potong cakap aku pastu cakap yang kalau orang tu tak berniat takpe. Cuba fikir balik, dalam Islam salah ke kalau kita buat sesuatu tu tanpa niat? You were just stating the obvious.

Kadang-kadang bila terjumpa orang macam ni, aku rasa annoyed dan kelakar. Sebab diorang mengingatkan aku pasal diri aku sendiri. Masa aku 15 tahun.

Perngai diorang masa 18 tahun tapi tahap kematangan macam budak 15 tahun. Kelakar kan?

Heh.

"Saya nak awak jadi kelakar, bukan diam macam sekarang."

Hahahahaha FAT CHANCE.