>chilling at the room, cool as hell
>feel a semi-strong urge to shit
>goes to toilet
>"oh that's quite a small turd compared to the urge."
>wash up, goes back to room
>chillin', turn on the laptop, watch tv series
>5 minutes later
>suddenly
>stomach start pumping shit with the strength of 1000 suns
>"THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING"
>runs to the toilet
>streams of liquid, spicy shit shoot out
>"OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS"
This actually happened just now. Oh stomach, wtf man?
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