Done.

I'll be exporting this blog to a new URL in a few days, so just follow this blog if you wanna know the new URL.

That's the only thing I can do.

Hoih.

I really, really, REALLY need to censor my blog from now on. I regret putting the link on facebook.

I've always been cool to stalkers as long as they don't do anything stupid with what I write even though I don't write much, but this is just too much. Far too much.

I've always imagined this place as a very private place and there are only 2 kinds of readers; silent readers who are not really close to me and are going to let everything they read her stays here, and really close friends whom I can trust with what I write here. But with your very existence, you've ruined this place. This little pleasure that I keep just in case.

Yeah, I can change my blog and stuff, but it would totally ruin the feel too. You checkmated me man, seriously. I don't fucking know what to do now. I can't write personal stuff but at the same time, I can't export this blog to a new URL. I'm blank.

Congratulations, you've succeeded in making me meet an actual dead end. I've done a good amount of stupid shit, but none made me feel as shitty as what you've done to me.

Fuck you.

Diambil daripada tumblr

Health:
1. Drink plenty of water.
2. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar.
3. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants.
4. Live with the 3 E’s - Energy, Enthusiasm and Empathy
5. Play more games.
6. Read more books than you did in 2009.
7. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.
8. Sleep for 7 hours.
9. Take a 10-30 minutes walk daily. And while you walk, smile.

Personality:
10. Don’t compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
11. Don’t have negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.
12. Don’t over do. Keep your limits.
13. Don’t take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
14. Don’t waste your precious energy on gossip.
15. Dream more while you are awake.
16. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
17. Forget issues of the past. Don’t remind your partner with his/her mistakes of the past. That will ruin your present happiness.
18. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don’t hate others.
19. Make peace with your past so it won’t spoil the present.
20. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.
21. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.
22. Smile and laugh more.
23. You don’t have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.

Society:
24. Call your family often.
25. Each day give something good to others.
26. Forgive everyone for everything.
27. Spend time with people over the age of 70 & under the age of 6.
28. Try to make at least three people smile each day.
29. What other people think of you is none of your business.
30. Your job won’t take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.

Life:
31. Do the right thing!
32. Get rid of anything that isn’t useful, beautiful or joyful.
33. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
34. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
35. The best is yet to come.
36. Your Inner most is always happy. So, be happy.

To PLKN candidates.

Yang ni list barang yang korang patut bawak masa PLKN nanti.

• Baju tido 2-3 pasang. S aku pakai baju yang sama 1 minggu straight sebab pakai masa tido je pun, korang takkan sempat nak tukar-tukar baju masa dekat sana nanti.
• Pakaian dalam kalau boleh bekal untuk seminggu terus, preferably lebih. Masa awal tu mungin tak sangat, tapi nanti dah mula kawad dan aktiviti-aktiviti lain korang akan berpeluh macam empangan.
• Pakaian yang kemas paling kurang satu pasang untuk majlis-majlis macam pertunjukan dan dinner. Korang akan ada banyak jugak la pertunjukan nanti. Untuk lelaki, kalau kat kem aku, jeans dilarang.
• Baju tradisional sendiri. Oh ye, masa sembahyang Jumaat nanti, lelaki akan pakai pakaian kelas sebab kalau korang berpakaian kelas, korang akan dilindungi oleh insurans 100 000MYR kalau tak salah aku. Sah sehingga 48 jam selepas tamat latihan.
• Kamera. Tapi pandai bawak pandai jaga la. 
• iPod/mp3 player. Handphone akan dijaga oleh cikgu-cikgu tapi barang-barang elektronik lain boleh je bawak. Kalau aku tau awal-awal memang aku dah bawak laptop ah, serius.
• Dan barang-barang keperluan lain macam berus gigi, ubat gigi, sabun basuh baju, ...

Barang-barangdan servis yang disediakan oleh pihak PLKN:

• Dua set baju celoreng aka baju kawad (juga dikategorikan sebagai sweater sebab kalau korang pakai, korang akan rasa macam ada dalam sauna yang tengah terbakar.)
• Dua set baju kelas.
• Dua set baju PT untuk physical training yang sebenarnya bermaksud korang akan kena berkumpul pukul 6.30 pagi, kena rush sembahyang subuh dan tak makan apa-apa hanya untuk buat aerobik -.-
• Dua helai baju inner celoreng, baju dalam untuk dipakai masa kawad sebenarnya tapi nanti diorang bagi korang pakai macam baju PT jugak sebab baju PT hodoh sangat.
• Pakaian PLKN boleh dihantar ke dobi PLKN tapi pakaian sendiri sila basuh sendiri ye, dobi itu bukan dobi ibu anda.

Mungkin sekarang korang rasa macam tak bes je nak pergi, tapi bila dah pergi memang bes gile la. Lagipun masa farewell dinner, makin gangster mamat tu makin teruk la dia menangis. Sumpah tak tipu.

Dan kalau ada lelaki yang mengada-ngada nak bawak wax rambut, sila sekeh diri sendiri bertubi-tubi. Kau botak nak wax apa lagi, bulu ketiak?

Serious issue.

Ini Arief Noor.

Pagi ini saya ingin bercakap pasal kawan saya, Arief Noor. Saya kenal dia sejak tingkatan 3 lagi tapi masa tu saya tak rapat sangat dengan dia. Kami mula nak rapat semasa tingkatan 5, ketika itu kami akan selalu <s>pergi merayau-rayau</s> melepak bersama selepas sekolah. Tetapi perkara yang betul-betul mula merapatkan kami ialah apabila kami tahu yang kami sama-sama kerja dekat Midvalley dan The Gardens. Selepas itu, kami mula lepak bersama-sama siap keluar malam sama-sama lagi.

Malam tadi, saya membawa kereta ibu saya ke rumah beliau. Tiba-tiba, kereta saya terbuka alarm tanpa sebab. Kami pun terus menanggalkan wayar daripada bateri kereta untuk menghentikan alarm itu. Selepas dah habis freak out, dialah yang menghantar saya pulang ke rumah untuk mencari remote kereta kerana ibu saya tak sangkut benda tu dekat kunci, dah habis bateri kot. Arief ini sanggup menunggu sejam setengah untuk saya mencari kunci tersebut tapi tak jumpa tapi dia tetap tak marah. Selepas itu, kami ke rumahnya semula dan tengok-tengok dah boleh buka enjin saya kembali. Saya pun kembali ke rumah untuk menghantar kereta dan selepas itu dia sanggup ke rumah saya untuk mengambil saya lepak dan menghantar saya kembali.

Yang saya paling tak sangka ialah ajaran dia. Arief ini suka mencipta ajaran-ajaran yang pelik tapi akhirnya boleh juga nampak kebenarannya. Misalnya, dia menyedarkan saya yang pada usia remaja inilah masa untuk menikmati hidup kerana selepas ini saya harus fokus keatas pekerjaan saya. Selepas penat berfikir, saya bersetuju dengan pandangan dia. Selain itu, dia juga mengajar saya prinsip DDC, iaitu Don't Date Classmates. Saya agak bersetuju dengannya.

Yang penting sekali, dialah orang yang saya boleh harapkan dalam hampir semua perkara. Walaupun saya bukan dalam klik 'siblings' dia, bagi saya, dialah bro saya.

Chicks and stuff.

Click the picture first or you won't understand this post.

This post is dedicated to answer questions from Teya, Ayep and my older sister.

Yes, that's only the first half of the picture. The other half is the actual guide on how to get bitches. The reason why I chose the word bitches is because this picture teaches you how to treat your girl like sh*t and still have her following your every word.

A friend of mine said that he doesn't understand why G, Q and I want to find a wife, not girlfriends. The reason is that for me, I'm kinda sick of that kind of life. You waste money, have fun, and then you worry about karma. Especially if you come from a religious background, which will make you feel guilty as hell and the combination of all these will eventually make you regret your a-tad-bit-too-carefree life.

To add salt to the wound (betul tak?), once you get used to that life, it's hard to go back to your naive life. It's hard to treat your girlfriend like a normal person would. It's hard to get into a normal relationship. It's hard to love.

I learnt through experience to not treat girls nicely because it bores the hell out of them. You can ask Z or F, they were the 2 people I hoped can help me get back on track but they shat my hopes and put it on fire.

Hopefully, this one is not another mistake. Or else, it'll probably take more than a bitch to splash cold water to my face.

Untungla muka macam lampu jalan awek bakal stewardess.

#40

 

Dear (future) love,

If I don't turn out to be who I wanted to be, would you accept me for who I am?
If I turn out to be a huge asshole, would you try to change me?
If I got into a horrible and my face and whole body got scarred and ugly, would you still love me?
If everyone turns away from me, would you do the same?
If I give up on myself, would you do the same?

Now ask yourself there questions and tell me, do you think what you feel is really love?

I'd still love my parents even if I live under a tree and eat only once a day.
I'd still love my father even if he suddenly turns alcoholic.
I'd still love my parents even if they're blind, disfigured and can't even understand what I say.
I'd still love my parents even if the whole world wants to kill them.
I'd still love my parents even if they give up on life.

But I don't think I can do the same to my girlfriend. Not yet.

Hee

I've made up my mind. I'm gonna take up psychology and become a counselor or something. Sure, I'm pretty good at political science (among the top students in my 47+ students class), but I don't want to do something I'm not passionate about. I like observing and analyzing human behaviors, I like how everyone is different but somehow the difference is what makes them beautiful. And according to my friends, I'm good at it.

But this skill comes with a few drawbacks. As an example, no matter how beautiful a girl is, I won't be attracted to her unless she's got a good personality. And you don't have any idea how ugly most hot chicks' personality can be. More often than not, I end up hating instead.

Unless of course, her boobs are 23C and above.



pardon the boob joke, i don't know how to fit in penis jokes in this post.

I'm buying this

I wanna buy this shirt:

Mulut sangap.

RM39 je kan? Tak macam murah pulak kan?

Hello!

I'm back from Latihan Intensif Brass Band UiTM Dungun!

I'm tired as hell, but the show was a blast. The outcome was very unexpected as our rehearsal sucked kinda hard. The full band played Hamidah (ade kot), When The Saint, Lenggang Kangkung,) Puspa and Nobody by Wondergirls (yeah, we found the orchestra notes for that. Woohoo!) and for the Drum Battle solo, they played Latin Lover, Lenggang Kangkung (drum version. funkier!) and Salam Terakhir.


Search for Red Phantom Corps for the vid, or click this.

The schedule was pretty ____ tight. We woke up at 6 something, had our fall in at 7.30 a.m., and finished at around 12.30a.m. if we're lucky. Us drum battle guys had to train under the sun till dawn whilst the blowers were allowed to practice in class under air conditioner throughout the programme. So now I'm as dark as chocolate.

It was a-ok, very tiring and stuff, but I learnt new things not only about brass band but also about life.

And my English is starting to menjadi semakin teruk (see, I can't even write that in english) so from now on, I'm gonna write in mostly English.