I apologize if my writings are bad. It's not that I'm not a good writer, it's just that it's awkward to read your own writings so once I'm done writing, I don't check for mistakes, make improvements, etc.

Whatever you read here, stays here alright?

Thanks for coming!

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Finals babes!

I've been very busy lately. Starting from last Saturday, I've been studying non-stop. I'm always at the library either studying by myself, having a study group or straight up teach my course mates. Wake up at 10am, go to the library at 11, go back to room and clean myself, prayer etc from 6-8pm and then go back to the library till it closes. Repeat EVERYDAY.

And the torture doesn't stop there. When you study too much, even when you're on your bed waiting to fall asleep, you would have a lot of stuff on your mind that you won't be able to even fall asleep. But you still want to follow your schedule, so you still have to wake up at 10 even though you slept at 3. Throw in the fact that you'd been studying non stop for the whole day and you end up waking up feeling weak, groggy and shitty.

So after the Political Science paper, I decided to take the day off from studying. It has been smooth sailing so far. I feel freaking awesome right now.

At least until tomorrow.

Sunday, April 17, 2011

Hello reader(s?)!

I noticed that recently, my posts are of not much quality. I would like to clarify that it is actually due to this thing called writer's block.

Okay, that's just an excuse. Actually, all of my recent quality writings are literally things I wrote on paper. Some of them are really good, to the point that I'm quite surprised at how good I can write. But the thing about writing on paper is that you'd read and reread it so much that you start to think too much about it. You start to think it's too personal or too stupid or too liberal or too sensitive or simply too long to publish on your blog. Then you keep it in your file, never to show it to any mortal forever.

So that's my reason. Seriously.

Come on, believe me for once!

Sunday, April 3, 2011

Sugar craving

>have a really bad sugar craving
>regret not buying the 1.5L carbonated drink you saw on sale
>roommate walks in with a bottle of Kickapoo
>FEEL INCREDIBLE PANG
>????
>SHIT IS NOT CASH

Thursday, March 31, 2011

Hey

Is it weird if I say I don't have the urge to socialize?

Is it weird if I say I'm not interested in hanging out with most people?

Is it weird if I (very honestly) say that to me, most people are useless in my eyes, which is the reason why I'm not interested in being close to them?

My father always told me to choose my friends wisely, to never be close with those who are useless. I didn't really listen to him but subconsciously, I've been following it very religiously.

But that's not the problem. The problem is that, most people (well, at my college at least) are in my scope of useless therefore, I'm not interested being socially close to them. That's the reason why I don't have many friends.

But the friend that I have now, he's a good guy. He might not be the kind of guy that others would like, but if you know more about him, you'd know that he's the kind of guy that you can trust your life with. For giving me this kind of friend, I can only thank God.

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

T'was very fun

I'm too tired and uninspired to blog right now so I'm just gonna post some of the stupid jokes I made or heard during the tournament.

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In a lift, a stranger was talking to his lady friend.
Guy: If you're hungry or something, you can come to my room. I bought some Oreos just now.
Me: Yeah, he has the Oreos you have the milk.


Lecturer: While we're here, I'm gonna bring you guys to have a ride at the Taming Sari.
Me: Well, you can ride my Taming Sari.


On the motion This House Will Abolish Unnatural Sex Laws, the government side.
Opposition: How do you define anal sex as unnatural? How do you prove it?
Surfi: (with the most straight and calm voice) Sir, imagine an adult black person with a huge penis, trying to penetrate the small, tight anus of an 18 year old Philipino girl, it will severely rip her rectum off and she would have to walk like this for at least 5 days. (proceeds to do the walk.)

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Wait for the updates! Sorry for posting too little jokes in this post, I can't remember much now that I'm tired as hell.

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Flying Eggs







Now tell me how to not think of dirty stuff when I read those?

Article courtesy (not really) of sayabudakcomel.blogspot.com .