I'm too tired and uninspired to blog right now so I'm just gonna post some of the stupid jokes I made or heard during the tournament.
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In a lift, a stranger was talking to his lady friend.
Guy: If you're hungry or something, you can come to my room. I bought some Oreos just now.
Me: Yeah, he has the Oreos you have the milk.
Lecturer: While we're here, I'm gonna bring you guys to have a ride at the Taming Sari.
Me: Well, you can ride my Taming Sari.
On the motion This House Will Abolish Unnatural Sex Laws, the government side.
Opposition: How do you define anal sex as unnatural? How do you prove it?
Surfi: (with the most straight and calm voice) Sir, imagine an adult black person with a huge penis, trying to penetrate the small, tight anus of an 18 year old Philipino girl, it will severely rip her rectum off and she would have to walk like this for at least 5 days. (proceeds to do the walk.)
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Wait for the updates! Sorry for posting too little jokes in this post, I can't remember much now that I'm tired as hell.
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