Is it weird if I say I don't have the urge to socialize?
Is it weird if I say I'm not interested in hanging out with most people?
Is it weird if I (very honestly) say that to me, most people are useless in my eyes, which is the reason why I'm not interested in being close to them?
My father always told me to choose my friends wisely, to never be close with those who are useless. I didn't really listen to him but subconsciously, I've been following it very religiously.
But that's not the problem. The problem is that, most people (well, at my college at least) are in my scope of useless therefore, I'm not interested being socially close to them. That's the reason why I don't have many friends.
But the friend that I have now, he's a good guy. He might not be the kind of guy that others would like, but if you know more about him, you'd know that he's the kind of guy that you can trust your life with. For giving me this kind of friend, I can only thank God.
Thursday, March 31, 2011
Tuesday, March 8, 2011
T'was very fun
I'm too tired and uninspired to blog right now so I'm just gonna post some of the stupid jokes I made or heard during the tournament.
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In a lift, a stranger was talking to his lady friend.
Guy: If you're hungry or something, you can come to my room. I bought some Oreos just now.
Me: Yeah, he has the Oreos you have the milk.
Lecturer: While we're here, I'm gonna bring you guys to have a ride at the Taming Sari.
Me: Well, you can ride my Taming Sari.
On the motion This House Will Abolish Unnatural Sex Laws, the government side.
Opposition: How do you define anal sex as unnatural? How do you prove it?
Surfi: (with the most straight and calm voice) Sir, imagine an adult black person with a huge penis, trying to penetrate the small, tight anus of an 18 year old Philipino girl, it will severely rip her rectum off and she would have to walk like this for at least 5 days. (proceeds to do the walk.)
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Wait for the updates! Sorry for posting too little jokes in this post, I can't remember much now that I'm tired as hell.
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In a lift, a stranger was talking to his lady friend.
Guy: If you're hungry or something, you can come to my room. I bought some Oreos just now.
Me: Yeah, he has the Oreos you have the milk.
Lecturer: While we're here, I'm gonna bring you guys to have a ride at the Taming Sari.
Me: Well, you can ride my Taming Sari.
On the motion This House Will Abolish Unnatural Sex Laws, the government side.
Opposition: How do you define anal sex as unnatural? How do you prove it?
Surfi: (with the most straight and calm voice) Sir, imagine an adult black person with a huge penis, trying to penetrate the small, tight anus of an 18 year old Philipino girl, it will severely rip her rectum off and she would have to walk like this for at least 5 days. (proceeds to do the walk.)
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Wait for the updates! Sorry for posting too little jokes in this post, I can't remember much now that I'm tired as hell.
Thursday, March 3, 2011
Flying Eggs
Now tell me how to not think of dirty stuff when I read those?
Article courtesy (not really) of sayabudakcomel.blogspot.com .
Wednesday, March 2, 2011
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