Hahaha

"Kadang-kadang orang kita ni pandang jauh sangat sampai benda bawah kaki pun tak nampak."

Sebelum baca post ni, sila baca post ini.

Sekarang Obe is under fire sebab post gambar camni. Obe memang suka post gambar-gambar kontroversial camni. Aku pelik kenapa takde meleis yang bunuh dia lagi.

Yang lagi pelik ialah pemikiran orang Melayu zaman sekarang. Si A publish gambar si B buat silap, si A pulak yang kena fire. Bukannya nak tumpukan kepada cara untuk menangani masalah tapi cara untuk menutup masalah. Macam bau badan. Bila busuk tutup dengan perfume. Lagi busuk lagi banyak perfume. Padahal sumorang tau kau pengotor busuk. Gaya pemikiran camni sangat tipikal di kalangan orang Melayu zaman sekarang.

Curi-curi Wang Malaysia

#hidupmelayu #hidupmelayu

Male vs female

I just saw a big fight between a guy and a girl.

Because of that, I'd like to tell the differences between guys and girls when they're fighting.

When a guy is really mad, what he says is what he thinks will inflict the most emotional pain to the other side. It doesn't matter if it's really what he thinks, what matters to him is that the other side is hurt.

When a girl is really mad, she says what she really feels about the other party. That's when she tells the absolute truth; there's no covering up when she's angry.

The problem is that girls think guys are like them, we say what we really feel when in fact, what we want is to hurt them.

The other problem is that girls never really tell the truth; they wait until moments like that to really express their true feelings when actually, that is most probably the worst time to do that.

In emergency, guys try to be as calm as possible. They might come off as not feeling guilty for what they've done, but actually they're trying to be calm and rational so that they can make better decisions to handle the situation while under their calmness, they know they're fucked.

In emergency, girls tend to panic and to an extent, overreact. They will show deep remorse towards what they've done, but they don't really know how to handle the situation. They know they're fucked and they show how fucked they feel, but because they panic, they are unable to make prompt and rational decisions.

The problem is that girls think guys don't really feel guilty due to the lack of emotion showed.

While we guys want the problem to be solved. We don't give a shit how bad you feel, what we care about is that the situation is under control.

With those said, I hope whoever reads this post will be able to handle such situations better.

=D

These few weeks, I've been in a no-strings-attached kinda relationship with a girl.

Like the opening sentence suggested, the relationship was a very weird albeit interesting one.

Let's just say the more I know the more I don't give a shit.

:D

Hehe

 Lama tak updet. Updet ni pun pendek je sebab aku ni lazy fak haha.

Haritu aku terjumpa magazine ni. Aku terfikir, "Wadafak yang korang dah buat kat Yuna aku do?" Seriously wadafak. Aku rase antara video Yuna yang paling hot ialah dalam video Paranoid cover die. Fuuh cun gile do. Tengok-tengok sekarang dah jadi macam minah black tahun 90-an. Thanks for ruining a perfect beauty, assholes.

Sori lupa rotate. I know I shouldn't laugh but... Manila wants to meet MILF? LULZ HAHA

Satin Putih

Post kali ni tak banyak perkataan sebab aku takde idea nak tulis.

Kali ni aku nak bagitau pasal sejarah hidup aku dari kecik sampai ke sekarang. Tapi versi pendek la, kalau tulis semua memang takkan habis la kan.

Masa ni <5 tahun kalau tak silap. Comel nak mampus kan? Rase macam nak peluk-peluk, cium-cium pastu terus kahwin kan?

Masa ni kat Awana Kijal New York kalau tak silap. Benda putih kat belakang aku tu ialah tisu basah. Berendam kat swimming pool satu hari tak pakai sunblock memang la kena sunburn kan? Nasib baik masa ni comel lagi. Pose pun macho, boleh buat boipreng ni.
 

EXIF data mengatakan garmbar ni diambil pada bulan Mac 2009. Yang ni kali terakhir aku pegi gym sampai awal tahun ni. Gym ni luas gile, tapi equipment terlalu sikit. Cuma ade bench press, barbell dan machine.

Gambar yearbook Form 5. Jari tengah tu lepas pulak censorship eh? Haha.

Ustaz Arif dari Delta Harimau Berantai lapor diri! Poyo sket sebab masa ni botak dah bergaya. khrkhrkhr

Sekarang. Pantai Dungun memang agak cantik.

Tak banyak sangat perbezaan dulu dengan sekarang kan?

khrkhrkhr

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Just how much more awesome can it get?

Firefox 4

Recently, Firefox unveiled the newest version 4.01. I installed it immediately.

So far, it has been quite good. The functions are still there, the add-ons still work and everything is still quite good.

But one thing that is not quite in my liking is the new user interface (UI). It resembles Google Chrome too much.

There are other complaints saying some of their laptop's functions have stopped after installing the current version, but I haven't experienced that yet so I assume it is okay for casual users.

I think the biggest plus point is that it is really, really fast. My download speed has increased by 1/3-1/2 from the previous version. Downloading songs has never been so fast.

The interface:

  

See? No porn tabs!

Overall, I think the update is good. I might lose some in the UI sector, but the increase in download speed is a huge ples for me, especially since the internet speed at my college sucks a huge amount of balls.