Ini Arief Noor.

Pagi ini saya ingin bercakap pasal kawan saya, Arief Noor. Saya kenal dia sejak tingkatan 3 lagi tapi masa tu saya tak rapat sangat dengan dia. Kami mula nak rapat semasa tingkatan 5, ketika itu kami akan selalu <s>pergi merayau-rayau</s> melepak bersama selepas sekolah. Tetapi perkara yang betul-betul mula merapatkan kami ialah apabila kami tahu yang kami sama-sama kerja dekat Midvalley dan The Gardens. Selepas itu, kami mula lepak bersama-sama siap keluar malam sama-sama lagi.

Malam tadi, saya membawa kereta ibu saya ke rumah beliau. Tiba-tiba, kereta saya terbuka alarm tanpa sebab. Kami pun terus menanggalkan wayar daripada bateri kereta untuk menghentikan alarm itu. Selepas dah habis freak out, dialah yang menghantar saya pulang ke rumah untuk mencari remote kereta kerana ibu saya tak sangkut benda tu dekat kunci, dah habis bateri kot. Arief ini sanggup menunggu sejam setengah untuk saya mencari kunci tersebut tapi tak jumpa tapi dia tetap tak marah. Selepas itu, kami ke rumahnya semula dan tengok-tengok dah boleh buka enjin saya kembali. Saya pun kembali ke rumah untuk menghantar kereta dan selepas itu dia sanggup ke rumah saya untuk mengambil saya lepak dan menghantar saya kembali.

Yang saya paling tak sangka ialah ajaran dia. Arief ini suka mencipta ajaran-ajaran yang pelik tapi akhirnya boleh juga nampak kebenarannya. Misalnya, dia menyedarkan saya yang pada usia remaja inilah masa untuk menikmati hidup kerana selepas ini saya harus fokus keatas pekerjaan saya. Selepas penat berfikir, saya bersetuju dengan pandangan dia. Selain itu, dia juga mengajar saya prinsip DDC, iaitu Don't Date Classmates. Saya agak bersetuju dengannya.

Yang penting sekali, dialah orang yang saya boleh harapkan dalam hampir semua perkara. Walaupun saya bukan dalam klik 'siblings' dia, bagi saya, dialah bro saya.

Chicks and stuff.

Click the picture first or you won't understand this post.

This post is dedicated to answer questions from Teya, Ayep and my older sister.

Yes, that's only the first half of the picture. The other half is the actual guide on how to get bitches. The reason why I chose the word bitches is because this picture teaches you how to treat your girl like sh*t and still have her following your every word.

A friend of mine said that he doesn't understand why G, Q and I want to find a wife, not girlfriends. The reason is that for me, I'm kinda sick of that kind of life. You waste money, have fun, and then you worry about karma. Especially if you come from a religious background, which will make you feel guilty as hell and the combination of all these will eventually make you regret your a-tad-bit-too-carefree life.

To add salt to the wound (betul tak?), once you get used to that life, it's hard to go back to your naive life. It's hard to treat your girlfriend like a normal person would. It's hard to get into a normal relationship. It's hard to love.

I learnt through experience to not treat girls nicely because it bores the hell out of them. You can ask Z or F, they were the 2 people I hoped can help me get back on track but they shat my hopes and put it on fire.

Hopefully, this one is not another mistake. Or else, it'll probably take more than a bitch to splash cold water to my face.

Untungla muka macam lampu jalan awek bakal stewardess.

#40

 

Dear (future) love,

If I don't turn out to be who I wanted to be, would you accept me for who I am?
If I turn out to be a huge asshole, would you try to change me?
If I got into a horrible and my face and whole body got scarred and ugly, would you still love me?
If everyone turns away from me, would you do the same?
If I give up on myself, would you do the same?

Now ask yourself there questions and tell me, do you think what you feel is really love?

I'd still love my parents even if I live under a tree and eat only once a day.
I'd still love my father even if he suddenly turns alcoholic.
I'd still love my parents even if they're blind, disfigured and can't even understand what I say.
I'd still love my parents even if the whole world wants to kill them.
I'd still love my parents even if they give up on life.

But I don't think I can do the same to my girlfriend. Not yet.

Hee

I've made up my mind. I'm gonna take up psychology and become a counselor or something. Sure, I'm pretty good at political science (among the top students in my 47+ students class), but I don't want to do something I'm not passionate about. I like observing and analyzing human behaviors, I like how everyone is different but somehow the difference is what makes them beautiful. And according to my friends, I'm good at it.

But this skill comes with a few drawbacks. As an example, no matter how beautiful a girl is, I won't be attracted to her unless she's got a good personality. And you don't have any idea how ugly most hot chicks' personality can be. More often than not, I end up hating instead.

Unless of course, her boobs are 23C and above.



pardon the boob joke, i don't know how to fit in penis jokes in this post.

I'm buying this

I wanna buy this shirt:

Mulut sangap.

RM39 je kan? Tak macam murah pulak kan?