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I went to Topman just now.

Sekarang Topman tengah ada clearance sale. Seluar diorang dalam 99MYR je, dah la memang jenis yang aku tengah carik jadi memang aku tergoda ah kan. Lepas tu aku pun pegi kat ATM nak withdraw duit. Tiba-tiba keluar mesej

"Baki anda RM67.49 sahaja."

Tau la aku pokai, ATM pun pakai "sahaja" untuk describe duit aku. Terasa doh.

Baca Hati

Sometimes I'm jealous of my friends who have an amazing amount of really close friends.

Bila tengok dak-dak ni ade siblings, aku teringin gak nak ada klik aku sendiri.

Siapa nak jadi kawan baik saya? Saya tak makan orang, gigit-gigit siket ade la kalau lapar sangat.;)

Hai Malaysia.

Seriously guys, what the f-?

Sekarang ni artis-artis perempuan baru yang banyak buat lagu bes. Macam band-band laki takde usaha sangat. Dan kebanyakan lagu yang actually bes pulak tak ramai yang suka (read:indie/underground).

Playlist aku sekarang ialah:

Ben's Bitches - Awek Lu Fit
Fynn Jamal - Biar Jiwa
Grey Sky Morning - Cinta Gila
Fynn Jamal - Cinta Hantu
Yuna - Cinta Sempurna
Ana Raffali - Hujan Bunga Di Kuala Lumpur
P. Ramlee, Sudin, Ajis - Maafkan Kami
Yuna - Super Something

Siapa kata aku tak dengar lagu melayu?

Alamak

Eh Yuna hot gile dohh.

Eh tengok lawa tak lawa ah. Okay aku akan dapatkan nombor phone die sebelum 1.1.11. This mission starts now. *click*

Hey you,

I'm sinking deeper. It's my fault, it's my fault. Shouldn't have taken the blue pill. Yes, life is awesome now. Too awesome actually. Too awesome that I'm slowly addicted to it. Slowly getting better at it, being too good that I can cause some serious personal problems to people around me.

Can anyone come and pull me out of this shit. Please?

Haih.

I really need to stop smoking. Loss of bodyweight, decrease in stamina, all have been because of my smoking habit.

The best way to stop smoking is by taking up drugs. That way I can take my mind off smoking.

Just sayin'.

Hahahihihuhu.

The Government decided to raise the gas price again. But 5 cents only?! That's an insult! There's a reason why I drive Hummer to class, and that's because I'm rich as hell. I'm literally swimming in my own money right now. When I roll my cigar, instead of the usual cigar paper, I use RM50 notes instead. And imagine how shocked I was when I discovered that RM1 comes in notes. I thought it comes in coins since, you know, the value is merely above nothing.

What I'm trying to say is, if you wanna do something, don't do it half-assed. 5 cents? I haven't seen money that valueless since 1995. At that time, I had some 50 cents with me. By some, I mean when I tossed them into the drain, the drain was blocked and my house stunk for a week. What I'm trying to say is, raise it by RM5 please. I have so much money I don't effing know how to use it. I literally wipe my butt with RM50 notes just because toilet paper looks too cheap for me.

Please don't insult me with the +5 cents bullshit.